"Ebner will not face charges, according to the statement, because his blood alcohol levels were very high and justice would not be served by prosecuting him."
What the hell?!?!?!?!?!? So now we can go get drunk and try to break into peoples homes and it's no big deal?
Sherif: "Arrest his butt"
DA: "Yeah but we're not going to charge him.. dude, he was soooooooooo wasted"