"Good evenin' buckos. I be needin' t' thank you all for joinin' me in talk like a pirate day." [pirate] "A little lad be trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He be dressed as a pirate. At one house, a buckoly man asks him, "Where be your buccaneers?" T' little lad responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!"" [pirate] "t' pirate walks into t' bar with a ships wheel attached t' t' fore o' his trousers. T' bartender asks, "What t' hell be that ships wheel for?" T' pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!""
[pirate] [roll] Ahoy Mates!