How to embarrass a teenager.

[robsterclaw]

It's really pretty easy. You notice somethings wrong in your house when you wake up and get ready for work. You go looking around and notice your 17 year olds bedroom door isn't padlocked (keeps out the 14 year old). You think you hear something, but how can that be? He's supposed to be at school. You knock and no one answers. You try to open the door and it's locked. Hmmmmm Somethings fishy. Is he in their skipping school?

You go get the fancy door opener. (butter knife) Knock and open the door. Yep he's there sitting up in bed. You ask why he's home. He says he's skipping. You ask why, he says different reasons like to sleep.

So you go to the bed and pull the covers down to make him get out of bed and there's a naked girl. You then turn and while walking away say someone needs to go home now. Wait patiently by the door for said teenage girl to leave, and say, feel free to come back when we are awake and KNOW you're here. I have a feeling I won't be seeing that girl around the house anytime soon. Said son won't be having any freedoms for a week either.

It did crack me up inside it was so funny, but you can't show it. I had to wait until the girl was gone, and I was in the truck going to work before I could laugh. I was smart enough to never get caught sneaking a girl into the house, and never skipped school to get some. At least he listened to all my harping and wore a condom. I just can't bring myself to ask if I interupted to early. I sure hope so.

[Asha'man]

LMAO that's horrible. At least you know your boy's got some game though, right? :mrgreen:

[AR Will]

I just checked to make sure my daughter went to school. [postal]

Thats pretty bold gettin some while your parents are at home. I'm geussing the back seat of a car was a little too cold this morning. I of course would know nothing about that. [poke]

[robsterclaw]

LMAO that's horrible. At least you know your boy's got some game though, right? :mrgreen:

Yes she was very cute too! I keep thinking it could have been far worse. Could have been a guy or a very big scarey girl. lol I'll just be glad he's not gay or likes ugly women.

I'll bet he wishes now he did have a car. I had a car when I was 15 (legal age to drive in Iowa). It was a Gremlin :roll: and yes there was room for ummm activities. [roll]

[WillysWagon]

Too funny, I bet it was hard not to bust out in laughter!!!!

[Delphi]

Lol i woulda been like

"Good work son! Finish up and when your done go to school!"

No need in breaking up somthing constructive. LOL

[RYAN50BMG]

Robsterclaw :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Robterclaw's son [headbang] [headbang] [headbang]

[RYAN50BMG]

Oh yeah, and this one. [useless]

[robsterclaw]

Oh yeah, and this one. [useless]

LOL I'm proud of myself. I successfully blocked the image of her from my mind. Now if she were of age..... [roll]
He got in trouble not for what he was doing, but for skipping school. I can't punish him for being frisky. I was a bit frisky at that age too.

[Obiwan]

As the father of teenage daughters I do not find this amusing at all

Mostly because I remember being a teenage boy