Do you need your lawn core aerated or mowed?

[Jer]

Since my other thread didn't survive the great day of reckoning (never forget) I will post this again. I'm doing core aerations as well as mowing/trimming service in the Fort Collins/Loveland area so if you, your neighbors or both need any of this sort of thing post here, email or PM me. Even if you don't need it done and just want to pay a small fee to watch some fat guy sweat and nearly die in your yard I'm your guy! (do you guys taste blood or is it just me?) I specialize in small to medium residential jobs and use hand equipment for a more thorough job. I can do one-time mowing/trimming for vacation or if your mower goes on strike. I also offer discounts for scheduled weekly mowing. My mowers & trimmers are rechargeable electric so no gas is harmed in the cutting of your grass. I'm also now set up to accept cash, check or charge. For an extra fee I can even service your lawn with a slung AK47 to keep your nosey neighbors away from your property. Jerks. I've serviced a few board members and some of them were even cool people. Those that weren't know who you were.

Let me know what you got and I'm sure you'll be satisfied with my work.

(Man this thread would have been betters if the emoticons survived the great day of reckoning. How will people know the parts I'm kidding in?)

[jeanne king]

Hi
Not sure if I am using this forum correctly, but I need a quote for someone to mow my sister's lawn - she lives in Fort Collins. can you help?