Ah yes, last week's Top Gear.

I watched the whole episode. I came back with this at one of my Brit friends:

"Next week on Top Gear: Join the boys as they try to see if a road trip through Tehran is cheaper if you buy a camel instead of rent one. Things get wacky when Jeremy shaves 'pork is yummy' in the side of James' camel. James retaliates by shaving 'Jews for Jesus' in the side of Jezza's. And watch as our resident Hamster almost gets himself killed for the fourth time this series as he shaves 'allah is a poofter' in the side of his own camel.

THAT is what I think of their little 'road trip across four states that we will say encapsulates all of America' "

For the uninitiated:

Jeremy 'Jezza' Clarkson is the tall one with grey-ish hair, James May has long hair, and Richard Hammond is the short bloke that almost killed himself last year in a jet powered dragster accident.