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  1. #1
    Paintball Shooter
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    Default Attention WalMart Shoppers!

    Those of you who shop WalMart will find this story amusing........
    Friday night, WalMart
    I wait at sporting goods counter for help 5 min. The guy stocking automotive attempts to page someone for help.....no show after an additional 10 min. OK, maybe better luck Saturday. So I left
    Saturday, 11:00 am
    Still no one at the counter ( same guy is stocking auto parts).
    I wait 5 then pick up the phone behind the counter and dial 0.
    "Operator"
    ME: Yes this is a customer at the sporting goods counter and I need someone to unlock the case.
    O: ok I'll page someone.
    "page"
    10 minutes later, no show.
    I pick up the receiver again and notice the directory listing on back. I call the extensions of the manager,security,customer service, reigonal manager, training. NO ANSWER ANYWHERE.
    I call the operator again.
    "Operator"
    ME: Look I've been waiting here for 20 minutes now and.............
    O:Ok, I page a manager
    THIS HAS BECOME A BATTLE OF WILLS AND A MATTER OF PRINCIPAL AT THIS POINT.
    30 minutes into it now.
    I dial 0 again.
    "Operator"
    ME: look, I've been waiting here for 30 minutes and if you don't get someone over here I'm going to find the intercom button and start paging on my own.
    O: ok sir.
    Page: Jimmy in hardware please go to sporting goods"
    THE GUY WAS IN THE NEXT DEPARTMENT!!!!
    I got my 1 box I came for but had to take it to the front because sporting register had no $
    Self checkout.......I scan all items purchased and exit (finally)
    THE SILVER LINING......Ammo does not scan at the front registers!!!!!
    I only wish I had "rung out more boxes for my trouble.
    This is a true story.

  2. #2
    Atrain
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    So you stole the ammo?

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    Rabid Anti-Dentite Hoser's Avatar
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    And people wonder why I refuse to go in that worthless store...
    You know I like my coffee sweet in the morning
    and I'm crazy about my tea at night

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    Machine Gunner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Freeman
    And people wonder why I refuse to go in that worthless store...
    amen, I would not spend .10 cents in that craphole [postal] walmart

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    Stircrazy Jer jerrymrc's Avatar
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    Last weekend my son-in-law that just got back from Iraq wanted to go shooting. He realized he was out of 45acp on the way.

    So we stop at the 8th St Wally world. I stayed with the truck. 25 min later he comes out with no ammo. It took 10 min to find someone another 10 to look for the clerk and another 5 to figure out he had gone to "lunch" and took the keys with him! [postal]
    I see you running, tell me what your running from

    Nobody's coming, what ya do that was so wrong.

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    Retired Admin
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    I've paged people to various dept at wal-fart before!

    our world is going down the shitter!

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    Paper Hunter
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    Happily...at our local WalMart you can reach through end of the locked sliding door to the value packs

    Since about half the time there is nobody there

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