Last weekend my son-in-law that just got back from Iraq wanted to go shooting. He realized he was out of 45acp on the way.

So we stop at the 8th St Wally world. I stayed with the truck. 25 min later he comes out with no ammo. It took 10 min to find someone another 10 to look for the clerk and another 5 to figure out he had gone to "lunch" and took the keys with him! [postal]