At age 94 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay
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John 11:25 (KJS) Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: