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    I HATE MY JOB

    When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this.
    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
    thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
    Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
    the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
    clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will
    not become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
    You will notice that in small print there is a statement,"Every Rectal Thermometer
    made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
    "I am so glad I do not work in Thermometer quality control at
    Johnson & Johnson."

    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER,
    THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
    THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A#@ THAN YOURS. :mrgreen:

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    I wish the corporate dick in my rectum was as small as one of those thermometers. :cry:
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