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    I'm a dude, I swear! SuperiorDG's Avatar
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    Puts some rubbers in there. You never know when you will have a use for them.

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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperiorDG View Post
    Puts some rubbers in there. You never know when you will have a use for them.
    Sex jokes aside, these are actually incredibly useful for survival. Just don't get lubed ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperiorDG View Post
    Puts some rubbers in there. You never know when you will have a use for them.
    "JOSH!? Why the FU*K do you have condoms in this bag?!?"
    "Just in case, baby. They're super handy to have around. They have tons of uses!"
    "Like what?"
    "umm well I don't know, but If I am ever in a situation where I need one, at least I'll have it. I mean--- wait--- that came out wrong. B...a...b..e... Put the gun dow-"


    BOOM...

    You want to be a martyr, I want to make you one.

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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by josh7328 View Post
    "JOSH!? Why the FU*K do you have condoms in this bag?!?"
    "Just in case, baby. They're super handy to have around. They have tons of uses!"
    "Like what?"
    "umm well I don't know, but If I am ever in a situation where I need one, at least I'll have it. I mean--- wait--- that came out wrong. B...a...b..e... Put the gun dow-"


    BOOM...

    Choose your words carefully my friend...

    Seriously though, a standard non-lubed condom can hold about 2 gallons of water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Choose your words carefully my friend...

    Seriously though, a standard non-lubed condom can hold about 2 gallons of water.
    Using a rubber and a stuff sack makes a good compact canteen.

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    I just have to say this thread is pure AWESOME!

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