I hear this guy used to have a large camp knife tied to the end of a stick for the time he was going to try and eliminate some raccoons from underneath his mother-in-law's trailer, but he just took the knife off the other day. He was disappointed because the raccoons climbing from the tree to his grape vine are within striking distance and he may just have to stab them and club them.

On another note, knowing how tough raccoons are now, he is sure glad he didn't ever have the opportunity try to corner and stab to death four raccoons at the same time, while being in the prone position underneath a mobile home, like he had originally planned.