Super cheap food from the Mormons

[Hummer]

Great advice. However, I'm now curious what a 4 year supply of TP looks like...

Ha, ha, I'm sure I've got that photo somewhere. Imagine a storage/reloading room with fourteen 4'x6'x18" chrome storage racks in rows, and on the top shelf of four of those are four TP packages stacked two high. The packages measure ~14"x14"x2'. Sixteen bundles like this, plus room on each top shelf for paper towels too. That's 720 rolls or about a roll every two days. Works for the two of us.