I'm wondering what kind of response I'll get from this...
... but if weight isn't an issue and you aren't afraid to do a little extra work....

Pancakes.
Yep. Nothing like them for breakfast when you are camping. The kids love them... if we go camping and don't prepare pancakes, we for sure hear about it. Even if you just take an instant-add-water mix, it's a great pick-me-up.
And who doesn't love pancakes?