THE "WTF were they thinking" thread!

[CS1983]

Had a teammate give his 2 weeks notice during a team meeting today. He has yet to receive an official offer letter; he has just been told by his recruiter the other position's company is interested in him.

"Leeeeeroooooyyyyyyyy JJJJJEEEEENNNkkkiinnnnsss"

[Irving]

I've had similar ideas as that pistol mask. Their idea is way better developed than any of mine were. I see two issues. 1) Everyone sees you always use a different phone than the one prominently displayed on your belt. "Oh this? That's just my secret burner phone. "
2) The time you accidentally hit that release and you give everyone around you a pistol grip peep show.

[davsel]

I would think the big floating phone above your belt-line may draw attention. Unless you're wearing a top hat or maybe some flippers for additional distraction.

[Irving]

You'd think, but if you've ever open carried before you'll know that people don't really pay that much attention, especially when something is familiar. I think this would be great if you worked around different people every single day, but it'd draw way too much attention in an office setting. You can't even buy a new belt without someone commenting on it when you work with the same people every day.

[Bailey Guns]

I've seen worse ideas. It does look funny with the phone riding so high above the belt.

[Alpha2]

this was on Drudge Report today.

[Irving]

That's a lot cheaper than a wife. Heck, that's cheaper than many weddings.

[ray1970]

I'd be more interested if it didn't talk.

[gnihcraes]

I'd be more interested if it didn't talk.

They didn't say it was without a headache though.

[Irving]

I can't wait until hackers tap into the wifi and change the settings so that "talk" turns into a "nag." Or up the percentage of "What are you thinking?" to 50% of the available vocab.