THE "WTF were they thinking" thread!

[CS1983]

Lucky you. I had a friend staple his eyeball.

"Is this thing loade... *pop* ARGGHHHGHGH"

[Bailey Guns]

Well, your stapler works. There's that.

[CS1983]

Keltec ad in NRA mag:

Dude all frosty from being out in the winter. Picture of Survival RDB.

Caption: "For those willing to drink their own urine."

Um, what... Instructions unclear. Is that the price of purchase? Wonder how many ounces MSRPEE is?

Will take a pic when I get home.

[buffalobo]

I stapled my thumb with a pneumatic stapler tonight.

Your thumb will not help material stay in place any better than without it.

[buffalobo]

Keltec ad in NRA mag:

Dude all frosty from being out in the winter. Picture of Survival RDB.

Caption: "For those willing to drink their own urine."

Um, what... Instructions unclear. Is that the price of purchase? Wonder how many ounces MSRPEE is?

Will take a pic when I get home.

This one? Thought it was poor choice of ad myself.



If you're unarmed, you are a victim

[CS1983]

Ah, yeah. I knew I'd get the quote wrong without it in front of me.

I wanna get one and write my name in the snow with it.

[vectorsc]

Kel tec only welcomes self problem solvers...makes perfect sense to me based on their guns.

[Bailey Guns]

I love all my Kel-Tec guns. And, yes, I have an RDB. It's awesome. But I've never had the urge to drink urine...mine or anyone else's. That's just me, though. I'd probably consider melting some of the ice or snow that's obviously around if it's that cold before I'd drink pee.

[davsel]

Keltec ad in NRA mag:

Dude all frosty from being out in the winter. Picture of Survival RDB.

Caption: "For those willing to drink their own urine."

Um, what... Instructions unclear. Is that the price of purchase? Wonder how many ounces MSRPEE is?

Will take a pic when I get home.

When you can't get people to notice your ads based on the crap you're selling, come up with a crazy headline.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I stapled my thumb with a pneumatic stapler tonight.

I did that once a few years back. One of them hammer swing style staplers.....putting up insulation in the Buie barn.

It's a special variation of Suck that is advisably discouraged speaking for myself. I think the hammering effect adds to the actual flesh stapling experience if you're motivated enough to give it a go.