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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha2 View Post
    Probably because dipshits kept shooting the target carriers, or cutting the cables
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    Truck driver flicks cig out window > cig flies into sleeper and starts fire > driver freaks out and crashes rig > truck burns to the ground.

    https://imgur.com/gallery/usrhQqs
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    Quote Originally Posted by CavSct1983 View Post
    Truck driver flicks cig out window > cig flies into sleeper and starts fire > driver freaks out and crashes rig > truck burns to the ground.

    https://imgur.com/gallery/usrhQqs
    ....and he didn't fire the moron...

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    I once had an auto claim where my insured fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended a semi-truck, then ran off the road (into an overpass if I remember correctly) before the driver of the semi-truck could see what happened. Talking to the owner of the truck was a riot. From what I remember he more or less said, 'That driver is such a pansy. He called me at about 2am saying something hit his truck and he didn't see anything and he was afraid to get out because of aliens or what not.' The owner basically told the driver to pull his head out of his ass, turn the truck around and go find out what hit him.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Man tries to kidnap woman, who escapes and runs into a karate studio. Kidnapper pursues and attempts to continue the kidnapping in said studio. Obviously, ends poorly for the guy.

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/04/us/wo...rnd/index.html
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    Hahaha. The only thing that stops a bad guy, is a good guy working at a karate dojo.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Perfect
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    Dumbass...
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    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2...ath-in-prison/

    If any of you fine fellows in blue can find out who did the deed, and how to contribute to their commissary fund, I'll gladly contribute $50.
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