Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
Truck driver flicks cig out window > cig flies into sleeper and starts fire > driver freaks out and crashes rig > truck burns to the ground.
https://imgur.com/gallery/usrhQqs
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It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton
I once had an auto claim where my insured fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended a semi-truck, then ran off the road (into an overpass if I remember correctly) before the driver of the semi-truck could see what happened. Talking to the owner of the truck was a riot. From what I remember he more or less said, 'That driver is such a pansy. He called me at about 2am saying something hit his truck and he didn't see anything and he was afraid to get out because of aliens or what not.' The owner basically told the driver to pull his head out of his ass, turn the truck around and go find out what hit him.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Man tries to kidnap woman, who escapes and runs into a karate studio. Kidnapper pursues and attempts to continue the kidnapping in said studio. Obviously, ends poorly for the guy.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/04/us/wo...rnd/index.html
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It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton
Hahaha. The only thing that stops a bad guy, is a good guy working at a karate dojo.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Perfect
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Dumbass...
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2...ath-in-prison/
If any of you fine fellows in blue can find out who did the deed, and how to contribute to their commissary fund, I'll gladly contribute $50.
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It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton