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    Everyone likes to think they are a badass, but people rarely act the way they think they will. I had friends that caught a couple of thieves INSIDE their car coming back from the bar. Not only did they let them go, a girl was one of the perps, no one got even a little bit roughed up. From the sidelines it's hard to understand, but I suspect that's a pretty common result. Like the times my dog is actually successful at catching a squirrel, she has no idea what to do and it gets away unharmed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Everyone likes to think they are a badass, but people rarely act the way they think they will. I had friends that caught a couple of thieves INSIDE their car coming back from the bar. Not only did they let them go, a girl was one of the perps, no one got even a little bit roughed up. From the sidelines it's hard to understand, but I suspect that's a pretty common result. Like the times my dog is actually successful at catching a squirrel, she has no idea what to do and it gets away unharmed.
    No way! I'm a total ninja badass in all scenarios.

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    It was 3:45 in the a.m., and I'm sure the designated driver was probably the guy in red flannel shirt. And the only one with a BAC below 0.fitty.

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    The driver was probably thinking, "Those assholes owe me TWO Taco Bell dinners now."
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    How did they not get shot?
    Big billy badass was probably bluffing with an unloaded pistol. Pretty damn stupid to get right in close like that, although the whole situation reeks of stupidity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clodhopper View Post
    Big billy badass was probably bluffing with an unloaded pistol. Pretty damn stupid to get right in close like that, although the whole situation reeks of stupidity.
    The article states that the gun was loaded with 5 rounds.

    The gun was loaded, police said, with five bullets.”
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    You can’t make this up... Family fun at Walmart...
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    Quote Originally Posted by copfish View Post
    You can’t make this up... Family fun at Walmart...
    Holy crap! And I thought my family was bad
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    Man, that's a rough looking 46.
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