Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
Lucky you. I had a friend staple his eyeball.
I was thinking about this tonight and remembered that I actually have a one up story for this. I know a guy who was putting his keyboard away after a gig one night, and the bungie cord let go, swung around the keyboard, hooked him in the eye and actually tore his eyeball out of the socket. He has had a glass eye ever since I've known him.

Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
I did that once a few years back. One of them hammer swing style staplers.....putting up insulation in the Buie barn.

It's a special variation of Suck that is advisably discouraged speaking for myself. I think the hammering effect adds to the actual flesh stapling experience if you're motivated enough to give it a go.

Yeah buddy, only a minor flesh wound, but it still sucks.