Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
Oof. Flaming hot sounds like a bad idea.

Might as well rub some icey hot on your junk before you hop in too.
True story from childhood: Out camping, mom accidentally grabbed the icy hot instead of the toothpaste (same bin) and brushed her teeth with the stuff. Took a little bit for the realization and panic to set in, surprisingly. Kind of makes me wonder if it doesn't taste like mint. But with her... it could taste like motor oil and it still might take awhile.

But yeah, remember that story come april fools.