The post whore thread.

It drives me crazy when someone tries to convince me of something and uses my kids as an example. Like, "Well, we could use some more officers on the street. Take your daughter for example, she's a great girl and it would be terrible if something happened to her."

That's not the best example, but my neighbor does that shit ALL the time and I just want to back hand him every time he does it. I'm certain he uses my kids in the same way when he goes to community meetings trying to get something done. Drives me crazy.

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Originally Posted by Irving

It drives me crazy when someone tries to convince me of something and uses my kids as an example. Like, "Well, we could use some more officers on the street. Take your daughter for example, she's a great girl and it would be terrible if something happened to her."

That's not the best example, but my neighbor does that shit ALL the time and I just want to back hand him every time he does it. I'm certain he uses my kids in the same way when he goes to community meetings trying to get something done. Drives me crazy.

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Give him a look and loudly respond, "Are you stalking my daughter?"

We're friends, but he does a bunch of annoying shit like that all the time.

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Originally Posted by BladesNBarrels

My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town.
Once he saw a group of beach-goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property.

As soon as they were out of sight, the locksmith picked the lock on their car door, put the garbage back inside and re-locked the car.

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I hope he ripped open all the bags and poured out the drinks as well.

Dumping trash out of your vehicle onto the ground is the lowest form of person to me. I'd put money on there being more trashcans than people in this country, it's not that damn hard to find one.

I'm having to replace a mailbox like this, and see a bunch of others. I'm wondering how much it'd annoy my neighbors if I got one from this website.

http://www.nativenauticalmailboxes.com/products.html

Maybe I should get that rooster one.

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Originally Posted by Irving

I'm having to replace a mailbox like this, and see a bunch of others. I'm wondering how much it'd annoy my neighbors if I got one from this website.

http://www.nativenauticalmailboxes.com/products.html

Maybe I should get that rooster one.

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See if it could double to conceal your vacuum breaker.

Can you Chick-splain to me what a vacuum breaker is? Because right now I assume you're talking about my wife, who never, ever, cleans it out and then complains that it doesn't work.

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Originally Posted by Irving

Can you Chick-splain to me what a vacuum breaker is? Because right now I assume you're talking about my wife, who never, ever, cleans it out and then complains that it doesn't work.

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I think it has something to do with the blonde joke she posted in “The Joke of the Day” thread..........