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Why should the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match (the other appliances).
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My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Why is it difficult to find men who are kind, caring and good looking?
They’ve got boyfriends already.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Whats the difference between a blonde & a mosquito?
Smack it & see which stops sucking.
Oh yes i did say that. Doh!
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Done. Before I get into trouble...
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Exit, Theater right.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
What do you call a leper in a bathtub?
Stew
"There are no finger prints under water."
Irving! Take a picture & it can be StewArt
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Have to use food coloring.
"There are no finger prints under water."
My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town.
Once he saw a group of beach-goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property.
As soon as they were out of sight, the locksmith picked the lock on their car door, put the garbage back inside and re-locked the car.