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[BPTactical]

Nobody would want my stuff: I'm a vegetarian and have no bacon! Unless you can eat dry pinto beans & rice sans cooking, I'm not a good source of food for most folks. You might find some Spam at a neighbors place (doubt it, but worth a try), but there's not any here.

But I will bet with a little BBQ sauce and Tabasco you'll cook up ok.............

[hatidua]

But I will bet with a little BBQ sauce and Tabasco you'll cook up ok.............

Alas, someone else watched the Twilight-Zone episode "To Serve Man"...

[Skully]

But I will bet with a little BBQ sauce and Tabasco you'll cook up ok.............

There's plenty to go around feed a family of 6.