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    Default PERFECT Zombie Survival Palace: Prison for sale in Brush, CO

    Drove past a somewhat recently closed prison in Brush, CO (by Ft Morgan) today and saw a big for sale sign up. I wonder how much they want for it...
    Article: http://coloradoprisonwatch.blogspot....-brush-co.html

    Who wants to head up a group buy for the zombie apocalypse?

    FWIW, it has a five star average review on Google maps!
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    Sweet. I was thinking about building a fort to live in when the zombies come. This might just be easier.

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    will be perfect until that asshole with a tank shows up and blows up the walls.

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    Or until someone sneaks in and locks all the defenders into cells while they're all facing outward, defending!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Drove past a somewhat recently closed prison in Brush, CO (by Ft Morgan) today and saw a big for sale sign up. I wonder how much they want for it...
    Article: http://coloradoprisonwatch.blogspot....-brush-co.html

    Who wants to head up a group buy for the zombie apocalypse?

    FWIW, it has a five star average review on Google maps!
    you drove by and didn't get a number or name of realtor?
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    count me in! I am sure we can haggle, from the looks it has a basketball court, tennis court, volleyball court, track, and more!

    Not only will we be well defended, but we can enjoy ourselves LOL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samurai View Post
    count me in! I am sure we can haggle, from the looks it has a basketball court, tennis court, volleyball court, track, and more!

    Not only will we be well defended, but we can enjoy ourselves LOL!!!
    You could turn one section in to a room clearing training area. Shit can the track, or tennis court, turn it in to a range.
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    From the article:
    Located on 22.5 acres of land in northeast Brush, the medium-security prison has more than 5,000 square feet of vocational space, more than 300,000 square feet of outdoor recreational space, a computer lab, 15 classrooms, an indoor gymnasium, a football field, a quarter-mile asphalt track, and a regulation-sized soccer field, baseball field and volleyball court.

    That's supposed to be a prison? I don't have free access to all of that as a lawful citizen....

    A group buy would not only make a great doomsday place, but all the extras would make a nice training area beforehand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    You could turn one section in to a room clearing training area. Shit can the track, or tennis court, turn it in to a range.
    Ha, I like the way you think, I think we would all get along real well too.

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    I'm in.

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