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    Assault car and a sex swing.....Stuving your livin lavita loca!

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    You know me.

    Hbadger, you think the reason Ray doesn't visit us in here anymore was because of our financial bantering? I'll put up another good Mad Fientist pod cast for you later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Rambozuki huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I'm going to post my funny pictures in here, since they won't be appreciated in the funny pictures thread.



    I removed some broken branches for a lady today across town. Between her house and mine I drove through every snow bank I could and generally had a good time. I also stopped at the bank on the way home to deposit my earnings. When I was cleaning out the car at home I couldn't find my machete and had assumed that I had left it on the sidewalk. While I was standing in the driveway swearing and getting ready to call the lady, I saw it sitting right here where I remembered I had put it.



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    1. I'm pretty sure I have that same Gerber machete.
    2. Awesome that it stayed there
    3. I'm glad I'm not the only one with a stockpile of toilet paper in my garage.
    4. Maybe. Some people don't get excited about finance talk. Also, people generally don't like being told they are wrong. This probably isn't the case here, but I am not a very tactful person and I tend to say mean things and hurt feelings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Not nearly enough duct tape there for anything associated with RedGreen
    Look just above the Googley-eyed orange tumbler.

    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    1. I'm pretty sure I have that same Gerber machete.
    2. Awesome that it stayed there
    3. I'm glad I'm not the only one with a stockpile of toilet paper in my garage.
    4. Maybe. Some people don't get excited about finance talk. Also, people generally don't like being told they are wrong. This probably isn't the case here, but I am not a very tactful person and I tend to say mean things and hurt feelings.
    For what that machete cost, it has by far been my most useful edged tool.
    I actually ran out of room to store toilet paper. There are a few more just to the left of the photo, and we had some laying around the house. I've determined that each package of 6 rolls lasts about a week at my house.
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    OMG you guys. Earlier today I was taking a bath (and posting) and I dumped an entire bag of Epsom salt in the tub, in addition to some scented salt I found laying around the bathroom. Then, at some point, I might have splashed water into my mouth.


    Sooooooo, if my posts start getting weird tonight. It's just because I'm on bath salts.
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    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Red Green would never build DYI sex swing. But, he would crack jokes about somebody who did.

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    Well, shit. I hope somebody doesn't have to put you down for turning into a bath salt zombie!
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