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    I sent it in and they gave me a new slide. I think it means that I have sweat that should ban me from swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I sent it in and they gave me a new slide. I think it means that I have sweat that should ban me from swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.
    Good for S&W.

    Also, I think that your sweat disqualifies you from any sexual contact with another person. Would for sure be assault.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I sent it in and they gave me a new slide. I think it means that I have sweat that should ban me from swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.
    Shit with sweat like that you might not need the freaking gun, just a couple of jumping jacks and throw your body right at them
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    Hey man, my sweat might not rust a gun, but my feet will eat shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerd View Post
    Hey man, my sweat might not rust a gun, but my feet will eat shoes.
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    Hey you know what gun is poop...

    The Luger! Man when it runs it is great and freaking awesome accuracy. But when it fails... HOLY SHIT!! you need 3 hands and a spotter just to clear a jam in that hot mess mother fucker. And take down... you need a wehrmacht engineer and a swiss watch maker to get it back together. Th P38 was WAY better. Sorry, neither gun is polymer but I think it fits into the thread okay.

    Fuck you Hitler and you over engineered pistol
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    That's a fact. You know, I've shot quite a few of my P38s, all equally accurate and I don't think I've ever had a malfunction of any kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TDYRanger View Post
    Hey you know what gun is poop...

    The Luger! Man when it runs it is great and freaking awesome accuracy. But when it fails... HOLY SHIT!! you need 3 hands and a spotter just to clear a jam in that hot mess mother fucker. And take down... you need a wehrmacht engineer and a swiss watch maker to get it back together. Th P38 was WAY better. Sorry, neither gun is polymer but I think it fits into the thread okay.

    Fuck you Hitler and you over engineered pistol

    That is funny. Broomhandle is a nightmare to strip down as well. There are no screws holding it together and it is like a puzzle. I was going to strip mine down to inspect, clean and oil it and couldn't figure out the trick so I watched an online tutorial -- after which I decided it was just too complicated for me to mess around with and decided if I was going to sell it I'd get a better price on a complete pistol than a bucket full of parts I couldn't put back together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TDYRanger View Post
    Fuck you Hitler and you over engineered pistol



    History fail.. When the Luger came out, Young Adolf was pretending to be a starving artist in Austria. He can be blamed for a lot, but the Luger isn't among them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    History fail.. When the Luger came out, Young Adolf was pretending to be a starving artist in Austria. He can be blamed for a lot, but the Luger isn't among them.
    I did know that but, "Fuck you Kaiser Wilhelm II" isn't as funny. Plus not everyone would know who that was (sad as that sounds). Humor is my life
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