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  1. 04-26-2011, 00:39 #1
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    Smart car. What a waste of a parking space
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    Smart car. What a waste of a parking space
    I'm pretty sure a Smart Car could fit in my truck bed.
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    That joke was awesome!

    I hate those cars
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
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    I'm pretty sure a Smart Car could fit in my truck bed.
    I know for a fact that if your remove the interior (seats, etc.) a whole Geo Metro will fit inside most super crew cab full size trucks out there. You will need to peel the roof off or a door pillar to get it in there though.
    I say lets all remove the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colorado Osprey View Post
    I know for a fact that if your remove the interior (seats, etc.) a whole Geo Metro will fit inside most super crew cab full size trucks out there. You will need to peel the roof off or a door pillar to get it in there though.
    Pics or it didn't happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
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    I'm pretty sure a Smart Car could fit in my truck bed.


    I have a Smart Car hanging where my spare tire used to be.
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    There's a smart car in COS that has the license plate "ESC POD"
    I've seen one with a bumper sticker that said "escape pod for a hummer"
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner View Post
    Smart car. What a waste of a parking space

    hey, it could be fun




    ETA: probably cheaper to buy a go kart tho.
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    Don't be hatin' on my Smart car, man...


    I'm nuthin but smiles @ 44 mpg city. And chicks dig it, they're always asking about it.

    In all reality, it has more than enough room for 2 adults and 2 weeks worth of groceries, and will go roughly 4 times as far on a gallon of gas as my F250...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    Don't be hatin' on my Smart car, man...


    I'm nuthin but smiles @ 44 mpg city. And chicks dig it, they're always asking about it.

    In all reality, it has more than enough room for 2 adults and 2 weeks worth of groceries, and will go roughly 4 times as far on a gallon of gas as my F250...

    BUT...what would happen if it was hit by your F-250?
    Would the money saved in gas pay for the medical bills? Just sayin'
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