...without looking paranoid

[Clint45]

Eeew soy! No thank you.... Oh are we talking about cannibalism? Not to detract from the humor, but human flesh can contain Prion Disease and you also run the risk of Kuru (Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease) or Wendigo diseases that are much like Mad Cow

Well, you have a far greater risk of getting prions from elk than hippys, and Wendigo is a rare form of psychosis which is cultural rather than prion based.

Just grill it outside and use plenty of hot sauce and you'll be fine.

[Ronin13]

Well, you have a far greater risk of getting prions from elk than hippys, and Wendigo is a rare form of psychosis which is cultural rather than prion based.

Just grill it outside and use plenty of hot sauce and you'll be fine.

Hot sauce eh?
Like this:
http://www.chilefoundry.co.uk/2010/0...ny-naga-viper/
The pepper itself is rated at 1.38M SHU (Scoville Heat Units), for reference Tobasco Sauce is, at the hottest, 5,000 SHU.