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    Bat Poop Crazy Mofo
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    Quote Originally Posted by asmotao View Post
    No hot man love for you tonight?
    Just send him a Warm fuzzy! He likes that!

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    Nah Man, Dave's not Here UncleDave's Avatar
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    Don't worry Patrick will still take care of you Monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleDave View Post
    Don't worry Patrick will still take care of you Monkey.
    Oh he will. It's in Patrick's title. Pat has to take care of old timer's!! And love us unconditionally!!

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    Damn, I always get whores and sluts confused. I better go ask the wife for money
    A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyzardd View Post
    Damn, I always get whores and sluts confused. I better go ask the wife for money
    Yours? Or the neighbors?? JK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Dude? Did you piss him off again? If your in the Taint? Who's watching Booger??
    No I didn't piss him off... I don't think. Something about 'if he doesn't do his school work and fails a class he'll be stuck here longer'.. wtf that means I don't know. In his defense it was a last minute kind of thing being in the taint.. thought we were going to be stuck staying in Raton (actually a shittier place than the taint).

    Booger is being boarded.. Last minute I didn't have many options or time to arrange anything.. sooo.. Good news is.. I haven't gotten a call saying he's eaten another dog.. They were in love with him as soon as he started wagging his ass.. I may have to fight to get him back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    You're preaching to the choir my friend.



    Well you stood me up on Sunday.. no grilling.. nothing. I cried.

    Whatcha doing tonight? I have a play date for the puppy.. but beer will be involved
    I ended up with a date. I would have probably gotten more action hanging out with you...And I thought you were suppose to call me. Why is this all my fault....

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    BADGE BUNNY Monky's Avatar
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    Default Re: The post whore thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by TriggerHappy View Post
    I ended up with a date. I would have probably gotten more action hanging out with you...And I thought you were suppose to call me. Why is this all my fault....
    You like how it's all your fault... I'm learning from women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TriggerHappy View Post
    I ended up with a date. I would have probably gotten more action hanging out with you...And I thought you were suppose to call me. Why is this all my fault....
    Don't worry... He blams me for all his problems too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    You like how it's all your fault... I'm learning from women.
    Guess I should start taking notes.