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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    I'm back to whoring. Thanks!
    Atta Boy!! Where's my bacon? Whore.

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    So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)



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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)


    Is that a Ma Deuce in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)
    Looks like the Colorado High cap mag law passed. That's a 10 round mag in your pants. And not the Manley 30 rounder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Looks like the Colorado High cap mag law passed. That's a 10 round mag in your pants. And not the Manley 30 rounder.
    That's it? Don't quit yer day job..


    So a COAR ho walks into a massage joint

    a naked therapist looks up and she says....(insert your punchline here)


    ...................Either your viagra wore off, OR the mag ban passed!

    Either you're from CA............... OR.......................... that mag ban passed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    That's it? Don't quit yer day job..


    So a COAR ho walks into a massage joint

    a naked therapist looks up and she says....(insert your punchline here)


    ...................Either your viagra wore off, OR the mag ban passed!

    Either you're from CA............... OR.......................... that mag ban passed.
    But I want to quit my day job!! Please hire me as your bad pun joker!

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    Whores!!
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    -John Adams, 1775

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    [QUOTE=GilpinGuy;998379]So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)


    No duck soup for you!
    But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.

    -John Adams, 1775

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    [QUOTE=GilpinGuy;998379]So a COAR ho walks into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says....(insert your punchline here)

    My name is Rhonda Fields, have you seen my arrest record?
    But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.

    -John Adams, 1775

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    You guys are boring.
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