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    Like the target with the killer clown and meat cleaver.
    Nightmares on the range - New Country & Western Song.
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    I like the stumpy gangsters. For some reason I think of Brad Williams...
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    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    He'll be sleeping on the serengeti couch for a few nights.....

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    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    He was probably thinking "I'm dying for a cigarette!"

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    I smoked a while back but no longer. Told my husband if I'm ever in a coma /vegetative state to rack & pack a box of smokes, clearly offer me one & if i want to go out & smoke it... I just have to wake up. Said give it three maybe four separate attempts & if I dont even stir or wave a finger, pull the line because I ain't in there anymore.
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    Mental midget decides they aren't persecuted enough for their liking, so they commit felony arson and kill their two GSDs and 3 cats.

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    That is terrifying.

    As to the first story, of course it was a rental house to boot.
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