The post whore thread.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Irving, I think you and I have the same bathroom floor tiles. Well, yours and my ex's house I meant.

[Irving]

Could be. I have these tiles in probably 30% of my house.

[OtterbatHellcat]

How did you bleed on your pants...what happened? And who's Jason?

[Irving]

I guess I cut myself climbing down a chimney. I didn't even notice until I saw this huge blood stain on my pants. My first thought was actually, "Who the hell's blood is this on my pants?!" I had been leaning forward with hands on knees and I guess it just oozed out without me noticing.

The first post was supposed to be in a teenage girl's voice by the way. Later that day I was showing someone my pants and I said, "It's like being a 7th grade girl all over again!"

[OtterbatHellcat]

Alrighty then.

[Great-Kazoo]

I guess I cut myself climbing down a chimney. I didn't even notice until I saw this huge blood stain on my pants. My first thought was actually, "Who the hell's blood is this on my pants?!" I had been leaning forward with hands on knees and I guess it just oozed out without me noticing.

The first post was supposed to be in a teenage girl's voice by the way. Later that day I was showing someone my pants and I said, "It's like being a 7th grade girl all over again!"

Lesson of trhe Day: DON'T WEAR WHITE PANTS WHEN CLIMBING CHIMNEYS.

[wyome]

It looks like it was his time of the month....

[Great-Kazoo]

It looks like it was his time of the month....

Nice to know we have a local who can be one of the moderators for the next Rep debate.

[OtterbatHellcat]

He'd probably do a really damn good job at it too, I'm thinking.

[Irving]

I'm in this motel room all by myself, so the fly that is also in the room has no one else to land on but me.