Joke of the Day

[GilpinGuy]

You know why a woman's work is never done?

Because she doesn't get up early enough.

[Scanker19]

What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?





Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.

[Great-Kazoo]

hear about those 2 gay irishmen.
Michael Fitzpatrick
and
Patrick Fitzmachael

What;s light brown and floats?
Natalie Wood

[henpecked]

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes? His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. The husband says, No, not at all. His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

[DEAGLER]

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes? His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. The husband says, No, not at all. His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

Ha! Nice.

[encorehunter]

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.

On the way home, I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, boy. Would you be interested in a trade, sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just what kind of ammo do you have to trade?"




Sorry, I stole this from another forum, but I had a good laugh and thought I would pass it on.

[soldier-of-the-apocalypse]

I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying

[hurley842002]

I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying

Haha definitely! Furthermore, if I wanted to barter for sex, things like cash, gold, silver, plutonium, and many other items are much easier to come by at this time...

[drift_g35]

I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying

[sniper7]

I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying

Damn that is funny!